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When engaged in Mortal Kombat, one who does not finish his/her opponent, yet instead dances around trying to enter the directions required until time runs out is known to have performed a "Funkality".
Sub-Zero: So did you finish Shang Tsung the other day after fighting him?
Scorpion: No dude, I forgot the fatality, so I ended up performing my funkality.
Funkality by FrostedTundra August 5, 2011
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A collective of musician's, producer's, artists, and poets. Funkality music productions is bridging the gap between modern synthesis and old school soul. Bringing you new flavor's for your earbuds.
Funkality really funked out that show last night.
Funkality by Dr funk June 10, 2013

Fungalitus 

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.
I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.
Fungalitus by kaman25 January 18, 2020

Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

Fakality 

The reality of knowing that every one of your peers talks shit about you behind your back !
The fakality of my workplace is unbearable
Fakality by Sexylaurie10 July 15, 2010

Finality 

When someone ends a friendship or relationship actually giving you a reason, verses disappearing without an explanation.
"At least it was finality when Jim said he doesn't want to stay together because I won't put out. My last boyfriend just drifted off and never told me what the problem was."
Finality by catluver42 January 6, 2008

funkability 

a widely used term to describe the degree to which a song can get you into the funk
James Brown had many hits which exuded a high degree of funkability. The songs made you want to dance and groove.
funkability by TravelBavaria February 28, 2008
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