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Fuckslinger 

A term used to describe someone who uses the 'f' word a lot at the worst possible times during general conversation. For example, if the said individual was giving a speech at a wedding... 'Ron is the best bloke ever. I remember when we went to Amsterdam and he Fucked that hooker...' or if they were talking to their nan... 'fuck nan, I just dropped your fucking false teeth down the fucking toilet' or the worst, when they are talking to their partners parents. 'I fucking love her, your daughters fucking awesome.'
Jeff is a complete fuckslinger. He ruined my wedding.
Fuckslinger by Knightmarine April 30, 2015
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Fucklinker 

1) A person who sees the connections between two or more fucked up situations.

2) Someone who engages in a fucked up activity.

3) An insult that denotes a persons idiocracy.
1) "Ricky noticed three squirrels and a Dog fucking eachother. Ricky is a real fucklinker."

2) "Ricky fucked a child therefore he is a huge fucklinker."

3) "Shut up you stupid fucklinker"
Fucklinker by Sweetsugargurl November 11, 2009

fuckfinger

Your middle finger. The finger you give the finger with. Also possibly the finger you digit-fuck someone with.
He put out his hand and extended his fuckfinger right in my face.
fuckfinger by jochanan October 27, 2010

fuckbringer

1. he whom brings the fuck
2. An extremely angry and aggressive man
3. The fat end of a broken oar
1. Chad was really the fuckbringer at this party.
2. You knew the fuckbringer walked in when you heard Earl yelling.
3. Fuckbringer and asswhooper are currently in the drawer.
fuckbringer by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

funklinger 

the funky smell that hits you moments after a really smelly person walks by
You walking down the street and a homeless person is walking toward you heading the opposite direction. About 3 to 4 seconds after they pass you by, you are overwhelmed by their funklinger.
funklinger by AZLawGuy March 6, 2009

Buckslinger 

The type of person who goes to a retail park, buys a Starbucks, and then proceeds to walk into shops on the retail park and look at products with a glazed expression on their face. They have no real objective and they have no intention of buying anything. The soul purpose of a Buckslinger is to waste everyone's time, including their own.

A true Buckslinger will have one hand in their pocket while holstering the coffee cup in the other.

(Buckslinger is not just limited to Starbucks, and may be used to describe a person drinking from a cup with any coffee establishment on it)
Mike: Hey Paul, there is a Buckslinger down aisle three.

Paul: Ha, he looks like a cunt.

Mike: I hate Buckslingers, they are assholes.

fuckdinger 

you are a fat fuckdinger
fuckdinger by thebribri December 28, 2007