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fuck-scone 

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.
Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!
fuck-scone by BJFV March 1, 2011
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scenester fuck 

The most extreme version of a scenester. If you're listening to a band that has sold more than 200 copies, expect one of these people to come at you with a fury that can only be caged by their children's medium sized little league jersey. Usual evidence is a yoga mat that has been used twice, clove cigarettes and an old school nintendo with just zelda that still has the gamestop price tag on it. Highest density known to be found around the Emerson College campus.
"I bumped into another scenester fuck on the street today."

"Did you? What happened?"

"Nothing happened to me, but he fell over and broke his new iPod. He told me he was going to run me over in his Mom's landrover"
scenester fuck by Brad Wilk February 18, 2005
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scene fuck 

The Scene Fuck is a derrogatory term used to describe an individual considered "scene", usually entitled by hardcore kids who find the scene person to be obnoxious, a poser, or just plain annoying.
"goddamn that scene fuck looks so cocky"

"I hate that little posing scene fuck"

"that scene fuck doesn't even listen to the music!"
scene fuck by wallpaperlicks July 9, 2006

scene fuck 

Someone you don't really find attractive but you fuck anyway.
Either to boost your credability in a particular scene or to become initiated into said scene vicariously through the hard scene work of others.
"So how do you know Jason..?"
"oh I scene fucked him 6 months back, i'm way more scene than him now he wants to scene fuck me.."
not disimilar to the scene date, scene friends
scene fuck by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005

Scene Fuck 

College and highschool (usually) kids that dress ridiculously stupid and act like little kids by sporting things with robots or frigging dinosaurs. Their hair is usually very short and ugly and (girls) look very unlady-like. Boys steal their sisters pants for some reason unknown to me. Fat girls who are unaccepted by the "preppy" pretty girls so they dress retarded to make them feel better about themselves. Then there's the skinny scene girl fucks. They too Have some mental instability about them and try to dress pretty with clothes that very obviously don't match or fit but end up failing horribly and act like they're some kind of hardass.
When in reality, if they came across a normal active member of society talking their "hardcore scene" crap....they'd get their shit split.
Girls wear very tacky and gaudy jewelry and apply their makeup in ways even a hooker would frown upon.
I don't know what to say about guys. They dress like a poor gay man. Make up and all. With stupid nautical star tattoos everywhere and bandanas adorned around the neck or head, which in all reality looks dumb. Plain old DUMB
Now whatever music you want to listen to, that's fine by me. But somehow this "fashion" trend is influencing music genres.
So with shitty styles inevitably comes shitty music.
If you see any scene fucks, a swift kick to the shins and/or crotch'll let them know where they stand in society.
I really can't believe this generation of kids.
IDIOTS
Most middle-class kids living in the suburbs from 13 to mid twenties. A scene fuck is just a fuck.
Scene Fuck by jaelisa July 1, 2007

fucksoneer 

Generally contemptible person. Alias of fuckoff, and more intense variant of bollocksoneer.
Tom DeLay - Damn, what a fucksoneer.
fucksoneer by Alex Koik-Cestone November 25, 2007

fuckcone 

one who is lacking in intelligence; Usually due to a short attention span, or simply a refusal to get acquainted with what is going on.

syn: dumbass, tard, moron

source: brainkandy87, March 03.
"Welcome to last year, fuckcone."

"Go crawl into a hole and die, fuckcone."
fuckcone by ziggyfeed August 20, 2004