Fuckspence
Jamie: "Check out my rare stamp collection, how much do you think it's worth??"
Jesse: "Fuckspence."
Jesse: "Fuckspence."
Fuckspence by jessejaythewordsmith March 1, 2010
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Fuckenception
For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddenly some shit goes down and you don’t think things could possibly get worse but they do and it’s even shittier
Fuckenception by justhim March 2, 2021
fuckspace
1. n., Space available for purposes of fucking.
2. n., Location where fucking frequently occurs, a favourite location for fucking, or abode set up for purposes of fucking.
3. n., A term for a fuck buddy, usually female, a person used for sexual intercourse in exclusion to other forms of social intercourse.
4. n., Used as a disparaging term for a worthless, unsuccessful or socially inept person. See: fucktard, fuckwad, asswipe, retard, loser.
Sometimes incorrectly used as synonym for the internet.
2. n., Location where fucking frequently occurs, a favourite location for fucking, or abode set up for purposes of fucking.
3. n., A term for a fuck buddy, usually female, a person used for sexual intercourse in exclusion to other forms of social intercourse.
4. n., Used as a disparaging term for a worthless, unsuccessful or socially inept person. See: fucktard, fuckwad, asswipe, retard, loser.
Sometimes incorrectly used as synonym for the internet.
1. The toolshed was cramped but offered enough fuckspace for an upright tryst.
2. We stuffed hay in some pillow cases, the roof was leaky and it smelled of horse, but it was our love shack, our very own little fuckspace.
3. What a sweet fuckspace my Alicia is! She's stacked to the rafters.
4. That fuckspace Andy is in the hoosegow again for dealing horse.
2. We stuffed hay in some pillow cases, the roof was leaky and it smelled of horse, but it was our love shack, our very own little fuckspace.
3. What a sweet fuckspace my Alicia is! She's stacked to the rafters.
4. That fuckspace Andy is in the hoosegow again for dealing horse.
fuckspensive
A contraction of "fucking" and "expensive" used to denote anything so insanely pricey, usually as to be out of someone's reach. For someone living on a shoestring budget, a brand new Lexus is fuckspensive. For someone just capable of purchasing and paying for a brand new Lexus, a multi-engine light sport aircraft may be considered fuckspensive.
Similar to fucktard, fucktastrophe, fucktastic.
Similar to fucktard, fucktastrophe, fucktastic.
I wanted to take my girlfriend to Carrabba's, but it's fuckspensive to eat there. I'll take her to Denny's for now.
fuckspensive by Cadillac390 December 13, 2012
Fuckpence
When something is of little value or requires a small amount of money to buy.
Coined from boys' conversations at work and in the pub, this word is only used for extreme circumstances of cheapness or worth.
Coined from boys' conversations at work and in the pub, this word is only used for extreme circumstances of cheapness or worth.
Example 1
Bloke 1 - How much did that set you back?
Bloke 2 - Oh, it was fuckpence.
Example 2
Bloke 1 - I'm so upset, I broke up with my girlfriend last night.
Bloke 2 - Man up, mate! she wasn't worth fuckpence!
Bloke 1 - How much did that set you back?
Bloke 2 - Oh, it was fuckpence.
Example 2
Bloke 1 - I'm so upset, I broke up with my girlfriend last night.
Bloke 2 - Man up, mate! she wasn't worth fuckpence!
fuckulence
1) a quality of beauty or representing a pristine nature.
2) to have an oppulence of fuckness.
3) A property of fuckulent
2) to have an oppulence of fuckness.
3) A property of fuckulent
In The Mask of Zoro, catherine zeta jones was at the height of her fuckulence.
In the most recent T-moblie ads, catherine zeta jones has lost her fuckulence.
In the most recent T-moblie ads, catherine zeta jones has lost her fuckulence.
fuckulence by i knows May 13, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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