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fuckport 

Rockport, TX aka ROCKBOTTOM here you don't get a girlfriend, you get your turn.

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"hey Mary! gimme that fuckport baby I need a recharge
fuckport by captnbluebeard November 4, 2020
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fuckworthy 

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.
fuckworthy by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthiness 

The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.
His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.
fuckworthiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019

fuckworthy 

Worth of propagating with; someone that one believes to be beautiful (esp. carnally).
See also: hot, fine
"God, she's so fine! Totally fuckworthy."
or
"Alright, tell me: do I look fuckworthy?"
fuckworthy by technococcus December 20, 2004
standardized unit of measurement. plethora of. too much.
That lady had a whole fuckpot of kids!
fuckpot by 77Horses August 27, 2010

fuckparty 

*noun
An intense and drawn out struggle (which under normal circumstances would not be necessary) to make something work properly.
Dan said, “You guys should come over closer to eight o’clock. I’m having a fuckparty with the grill.”
fuckparty by Johnny Dan May 15, 2007

fuckportunity 

1. an opportunity to have sex or a chance sexual encounter.
2. a previous conquest that you see again in the future
Did you have any luck with your fuckportunity?
fuckportunity by Awful & Stylin January 5, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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