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Fucknoodle 

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.
Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.
Fucknoodle by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009
1) A contemptible person of low intelligence.
2) A term of endearment for a person who has just done you wrong.
3) Relating a contemptible person to a sexual device in such a way as to equate such low intelligence with an inanimate object of gratification (i.e. a head with no brains).
"Oh you fucknob! You just ran into my car!"

"That Frank... he's one colossal fucknob!"
fucknob by Frank Klaune November 5, 2003

fucknoboy 

A little girl that claims she knows what a fuckboy is.
Calls every guy a fuckboy.
Thinks she has experienced a fuckboy.
Probably she is a fuckboy.
Little girl your brother isn't a fuckboy. Ugh what a fucknoboy.
fucknoboy by sauseege May 26, 2015

Fuckboob 

A fuckboob is an insult only to be used when one runs out of insults. You fuckboob. Commonly referred to as "F*ckboobs"

Other variations include "Fuckboobedness".
That guy was such a fucking fuckboob. Disagree? You're a fucking fuckboob, you fuckboobing fuckboob.
Fuckboob by StigmaVFTWBitches April 13, 2009
person(s) of extremely low intelligence who need to go fuck a knob.
"hey joe"
"fuck you fucknob"
*cries*
fucknob by fucknob April 29, 2003

fucknoodle 

nickname for a mans cock...
jenkins stuck his fucknoodle in the hookers snatch
fucknoodle by gumbi mcfadden October 10, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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