fucknoboy 

A little girl that claims she knows what a fuckboy is.
Calls every guy a fuckboy.
Thinks she has experienced a fuckboy.
Probably she is a fuckboy.

Little girl your brother isn't a fuckboy. Ugh what a fucknoboy.

fucknoboy by sauseege May 26, 2015

underqualified fuckboy 

A fuckboy who isn't good looking or personable enough to merit the large bodycount he inevitable shares with everyone he meets.

'I don't understand how Jared gets so many girls. What an underqualified fuckboy.'

underqualified fuckboy by wastedisposal November 2, 2019

FuckboyMurphy 

Irish Fuckboy. Contrary to what the term implies, they don't quite know how to fuck and aren't always "boys". Leprechaun-sized dicks, no pot of gold at end of this rainbow. Legends in their own minds, some fuckboys have played in the NFL, and although their stats suck tragically, they continue to use that fact to score side pussy. Fuckboys usually claim to have the "biggest, fattest, hardest cock you'll ever see" and when actual events go down, you are left weeping. Not because they tore up and "destroyed" your vag but because their overgrown clit barely left any impression beyond disappointment. Fuckboys...tend to scream like bitches during orgasm and can't tell when you fake yours. You, being polite and caring, coddle and tell them "they are grrrrreat". Day after, always expect a text asking not how you are but whether you're limping from their overzealous efforts to which you should reply..."Limping? Barely. I'm fucking river dancing at how forgettable and regrettable you are". Fuckboys don't even make good boy toys. But they do like toys...up their ass.

FuckboyMurphy gives true meaning to the Irish Curse...huge feet, huge hands, huge ego...toddler prick. fuckboy fuckboi

FuckboyMurphy by TruthFairy24 October 22, 2015

Old Fuckboy

A 40+ year old man who still acts like a young fuckboy. The old fuckboy has an ex-wife (or two) who he refers to as a "pyscho." This may be true. What is also true is that the ex-wife of the old fuckboy is just a woman who spent years dealing with relentless narcissism, emotional manipulation and cheating, and now believes that the old fuckboy is evil and must be exterminated. The old fuck boy, having had decades of practice, is adept at gaslighting. Emotionally, he is a 7 year old. He is incapable of having adult conversations about relationships, yet insists he's the best, most affectionate boyfriend. The old fuckboy having spent his 20s and 30s being a born-again asshole, and despite having gone to college, probably has a bullshit job, the income of which goes to child support. He will therefore constantly ask you for money. The old fuckboy can sniff out when you have had enough of his bullshit and will act like a decent human being for 60 seconds in order to stay in your good graces. Worst of all, not only can the old fuckboy make you come like gangbusters Every Single Time, he is aware of the relationship between sex and oxytocin, and makes sure he fucks you regularly enough so the feelings of love/trust felt during sex don't dissipate, also known as dickmatizing or dickmatization.

Do not make the mistake of thinking you can remain in control and use the old fuckboy for sex. He's a wily old fart and will find a way to turn the tables so that he's using you.

Conversation at a College Reunion

Keisha: OMG, look who just walked in the door! How does my hair look?
Renee: Nah girl, he a old fuckboy and can dickmatize you and ruin your credit before the Superbowl half-time show is over.

Old Fuckboy by Artichoke Hearts321 October 31, 2018

Fuckboyardee 

A group of fuckboys

"look at all those fuckboys."
"It's a fuckboyardee."

Fuckboyardee by Awkward-nerd-in-some-fandoms December 1, 2015

Fuckboy Haircut 

When guys get side cuts so they look like Pidgeotto.

Shawn got a fuckboy haircut so he looks like Pidgeotto now.

Fuckboy Haircut by Tingle Likes Rupees February 13, 2017

fuckboy hour 

Time of day that fuckboys sweet talk girls into sending nudes. Typically, this lasts between 10pm and 3am.

I hate fuckboy hour. I get too many hit ups

fuckboy hour by oliveb May 7, 2016