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fuckbook 

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc
I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.
fuckbook by Peters a star May 2, 2009

fuckbomb 

when your treasure hunting skills are anal and you hit your crush's neighbor's double glaze windows and pay 1k for compensation
bro how did u manage to fuckbomb Aleah's neighbors, I thought we had the right house
fuckbomb by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023

fuckbooking 

A term used on facebook when you are having cyber sex with another person over facebook
cassie: grace was fuckbooking when we were supposed to be getting our project done
molli: that little bitch

FuckBooking 

the act of sexting through facebook messages.
"Oh was johnny fuckbooking again today? i told him sexting was classier."
FuckBooking by fuckbooker November 19, 2011

Fuckbook 

An alternate name for Facebook when a slutty female decides to take trashy/clothless pictures in order to get 30+ likes. These unfortunate attention whores are usually bashed because of their trashy actions due to mental issues, attention seeking problems, and/or they were molested or raped as a child or fantasize about it. These type of people ruin Facebook. These type of people deserve no respect. Total scum -____-
Example 1: A girl who decides to put on a bikini and take pictures of her bare body to seek the wrong kind of attention.

Example 2: A girl who poses in a slutty/trashy way, almost like a porn star or worse.

ETC.

Dialogue...

*Alex browses through Facebook and spots a picture of a girl who is 99% naked*

Alex: Wtf? Dude, this chick needs to put some clothes on. This is Facebook, not Fuckbook. If I wanted to see porn, I'd go to Spankwire!
Fuckbook by MrStud August 7, 2011

fucknoob 

Brasilian take of "Fucking Noob" commonly used in the MobA genre of online gaming.
Ex. "y u dive towr fucknoob!"
fucknoob by brasilbrasil September 23, 2013