fuckn't
a contraction for "fuck not"
fuckn't by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021
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I haven't a fuck to give.
When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.
I haven't a fuck to give. by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009
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I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs
Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.
Jack: Got it.
I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs by You will not win today July 22, 2011
This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore
a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.
A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."
This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011
don't fuck the bunny
Don't do something stupid or mess up an opportunity.
Variants include: if you see a bunny, don't fuck it; that bunny has been fucked; and fuck the bunny, you should not.
It comes from the anime Sensitive Pornograph, where the main character, a pet-sitter, is given instructions to feed a bunny for his boss, and instead of a rabbit, he finds a man dressed as a bunny bound in his closet. Instead of doing what a sensible person would do and calling the cops, he proceeds to fuck him.
Variants include: if you see a bunny, don't fuck it; that bunny has been fucked; and fuck the bunny, you should not.
It comes from the anime Sensitive Pornograph, where the main character, a pet-sitter, is given instructions to feed a bunny for his boss, and instead of a rabbit, he finds a man dressed as a bunny bound in his closet. Instead of doing what a sensible person would do and calling the cops, he proceeds to fuck him.
Richard: Hey, man, I've got a date with Sarah this Friday! I think I'm gonna take her to see a Van Damme movie.
Eli: Dude, don't fuck the bunny. Take her to see something with cute animals or shirtless Matthew McConaughey.
Eli: Dude, don't fuck the bunny. Take her to see something with cute animals or shirtless Matthew McConaughey.
don't fuck the bunny by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl August 31, 2012
Don't Fuck the Chinaman
Don't Fuck the Chinaman by Badger384 May 21, 2018
Don't fuck the cat
A slang sentence in Turkish language ( Pishiga Sokhma ) that is used in reply to someone who bluffs about something and you use this sentence to show you know he is bullshitting and you don't believe him.
Friend: Yo, today I stood up against the teacher trying to give us loads of homework.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.
Don't fuck the cat by Jadinator August 16, 2018
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