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Definitions by Froud

fucklash 

n. Injury incurred in the course of intercourse often at the point of ecstatic release but not uncommonly associated with unexpected structural failure of bedroom furniture.
Just as I was approaching the VINEGAR STROKE (see Vinegar Stroke) the back of the sofa snapped off my head flew forward and as we landed on the floor I suffered FUCKLASH. I was off work for four days!
fucklash by Froud March 8, 2020

Jumpstart 

Lighting a Cigarette or Joint from the lit end of someone else's cigarette, because one does not possess a source of ignition such as a lighter or a box of matches.
Hey! Do you have a light?......Nah man!......Can I grab a jumpstart?
Jumpstart by Froud March 8, 2020