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Fuckshit 

An episode of behavior in which a person is on a type of rampage in any and all levels of their being. Irrational, hateful, neglectful, disrespectful and above all illogical behaviors rule a person when they are on some fuckshit. Though not always, fuckshit is precipitated with a large consumption of drugs, usually of various types and almost always an over indulgence in them all.
Mike got on some fuckshit over the weekend. He went and ripped off Steven $50, Jason for $80, and Danny for $100. After that he beat up on his girlfriend, went to Wal-Mart and got popped for trying to shoplift a few bottles of superglue. Now the mother fucker's in jail and don't know how he got there. Suppose it's my task to go and fill the poor bastard in on all his fuckshit from this weekend.
Fuckshit by Nikki Stixx August 13, 2020

fuckshitbollockscunt 

The expletive of all expletives, this should be reserved for use under only the most extreme of circumstances e.g. you spill bong-mix onto shagpile carpet
"FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT I SPILT THE BONG MIX ON THE CARPET! THERE'S A WHOLE OUNCE IN THE FUCKING CARPET!! FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT!!"

Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit 

A reaction to any offensive, puzzling, or comical event.
(When saying this word, make sure to raise the pitch of your voice throughout the entire word)
"I saw this kid walking down the hallway without any trousers, and I was like, ‘Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit!’"

Jimmy Febitze was being called a pansy in interior design class. After an insult was thrown his way he yelled, "Fuckshitmother-ohgodamit!"

Slippery told his friend Pete a very funny joke, in reaction to the punchline, Pete let out a shrill "Fuckshitmothrfucker-ohgodamit."

fuckshitcock

A shout of extreme frustation at the current situation. Also abbreviated for the ears of children as "FSC!"
"Hey man, watch out for that stool, it likes to fall over."
*crash*
"FUCKSHITCOCK."
fuckshitcock by Evil Badman April 19, 2004

fuckshitassbitchcunt 

a word used in Who Knew by Eminem...


combination of all cuss words that he said to prove he has a wonderful mouth

very offensive to bitches....
dude1:man she is such a fuckshitassbitchcunt
dude2:why?
dude1:cuz she fucked my best friend!!!!
dude2:WTF?!?
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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