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Whatcha-ma-fuckitt 

A component found in import-manufactured vehicles that is unidentifiable to even the most experienced of mechanics. All that is known is that the component is not an air-metering sensor (such as a MAP or MAF), it is not a purge valve, nor is a temp sensor, but it run back to the main wiring harness where the end connections are completely unidentifiable.

Often found next to the thingy-ma-jigger, but below the do-hickeys.
Now, we rewired the do-hickey, packed the bearings, replaced the hoosits, and flushed out the do-dad, but we still haven't figured out what to do with the whatcha-ma-fuckitt.
Whatcha-ma-fuckitt by Coug737 November 3, 2018

fuckity shit 

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.
**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”
fuckity shit by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020

Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck 

Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.
Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!
FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021