fucking facebook 

Whenever facebook changes your settings without your knowledge, adds a new feature that changes the way you use your page, or otherwise does something to piss you off, you exclaim "fucking facebook"

I just noticed my privacy settings were changed...FUCKING FACEBOOK!

fucking facebook by FunGal_in_SoCal December 23, 2010

OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) 

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...

(blah)

(BLAH)

...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011

Facebook fucking 

To have Facebook chat sex.

Madeline was up all night Facebook fucking Austin.

Facebook fucking by pgkbb July 5, 2008

Facebook Fucking 

Excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them.

Dude, John and Raina are so annoying they fill my newsfeed with all their facebook fucking

Facebook Fucking by jshk5 May 1, 2010

Facebook Fucking 

A smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world.

-he posted on my wall 7 times in 2 days!
-yeah he's facebook fucking you.

Facebook Fucking by eljugarsupremeo June 23, 2010

Facebook fucking 

v. The act of sexting or phone sex over Facebook chat

1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?

1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.

Facebook fucking by Sassafras.Honeybadger January 6, 2012

facebook fucking 

a facebook fucking is when a person on facebook stares at your "profile picture" 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. If the monitor reciprcates It will even lead sex with the computer monitor.

FB snuggler: I had some facebook fucking last night with Michael Chang.

FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.

FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.

FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?

FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.

FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado

facebook fucking by TacoBurglar January 11, 2010