guilt voodoo

When someone acts or speaks in a way intending to cause you to feel guilty.

Don't even try to work that guilt voodoo on me.

by FunGal_in_SoCal August 16, 2010

fucking facebook

Whenever facebook changes your settings without your knowledge, adds a new feature that changes the way you use your page, or otherwise does something to piss you off, you exclaim "fucking facebook"

I just noticed my privacy settings were changed...FUCKING FACEBOOK!

by FunGal_in_SoCal December 23, 2010

titty teabagging

When a woman drapes her boobs over a guy's face.

Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.

My male coworker was leaning back in his chair and our female customer walked up to him, took her breasts out of her top and laid them over his face. I think he was in shock from the titty teabagging he got. <true story>

by FunGal_in_SoCal March 06, 2011

Cyber Suicide

When one deletes an account on a website for which one has developed a persona and status due to a specific incident or a general feeling of pointlessness over time.

I got so frustrated with the asshats on insert website here that I commited cyber suicide and deleted my account.

by FunGal_in_SoCal September 07, 2010

open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.

My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.

by FunGal_in_SoCal July 14, 2011

cherubby

Shapely. Just enough fat to be filled out, but not overly puffed or bumpy....not quite chubby. Warm and inviting...like a cherub.

Comes from the words cherub and chubby.

pronounced CHAIR-rub-ee

online friend: so describe how you look
me: i have dark hair and green eyes and I am a little cherubby. You know.... not thin... enough fat to feel soft and warm to the touch.
online friend: well, then I am cherubby too.
me: Mmmmm..

by FunGal_in_SoCal February 09, 2011

LPT

Abbreviation for Life Pro Tip. Something everyone should know to make life better.

Soda is evil. LPT: drink water. It is free, no cal, and good for you.

by FunGal_in_SoCal June 13, 2012