Fucking chicken

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A chicken that someone keeps for sex. You can't train a chicken to have sex with humans. You just grab a chicken and fuck it.
They are sometimes taken to orgies as a curosity and/or to make more kinky. Perverts sometimes keep them.

John's got a fucking chicken.

Fucking chicken by Deep blue 2012 March 1, 2010

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fucking chicken nugget

an exclamation used in Smash when you get hit by Samus charge shot

fucking chicken nugget! not that move again!

fucking chicken nugget by smashmichael March 12, 2015

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fucking chicken nugget

an exclamation used in Smash when you get hit by Samus charge shot

fucking chicken nugget! not that move again!

fucking chicken nugget by smashmichael March 12, 2015

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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

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Kentucky Fucking Chicken

Some food that someone doesn't like.

"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!

Kentucky Fucking Chicken by Gaboantsa November 16, 2011

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Keep fucking that chicken

Keep up the good work.

Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)

News anchor to weatherman: "Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken."

Keep fucking that chicken by Karl721 September 18, 2009

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Fucking that chicken

To continue doing a menial task that offers little reward.

Made famous by a live-news-television slip by a New York Fox anchor Ernie Anastos in September 2009.

"Are you going to the hockey game tonight?"

"No, I have to work late again tonight at the 7-Eleven."

"Well, keep fucking that chicken."

Fucking that chicken by Urban Canada Guy September 19, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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