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Fuckin up my Christmas 

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit, this is not so much a holliday oriented term as it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
she's fucking up my christmas

Fuckin' Up my Christmas 

another way of saying "fucking up my shit", an exclaimation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman.
Fuckin' Up my Christmas by cryo March 23, 2003

Fuckin' Up my Christmas 

When an attractive woman walks by and makes you think "naughty" thoughts, instead of "nice" ones.
"Damn! That bitch is fuckin' up my christmas!"

fuckin' up shop 

Messing things up, or doing things in an unproductive manner.
Yo! You're fuckin' up shop! We're busy working trying to get things done and your over there dropping shit.
fuckin' up shop by jmasalle November 4, 2007

fuckin up my neck 

You say this when you get annoyed on the phone and are about to hang up. Since you’re leaning your head to be on the phone, the person on the other end is fuckin up your neck and wasting your time.
Aye man you fuckin up my neck, bye

*hangs up phone*
fuckin up my neck by geenass August 16, 2021

fuckin' up shop 

Doing things in a destructive manner or to participate in an activity in a abnormally aggressive or excessive way. Not necessarily violent or physically destructive. Mostly used as a descriptor.
"I'm at this party fuckin' up shop, gettin' blasted"
"Yeah dude we can go get some drank and fuck up shop, it'll be cool!"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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