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fuckin' retarded 

When something goes beyond just regular retarded and you have no other words to describe it. Another way to say "extremely retarded" when you want to add pointless profanity to an already highly offensive slur on the mentally handicapped.
guy: How are you?
girl: I'm fine.
guy: Are you fine?
girl: ...yeah.
guy: You're fine then?
girl: Are you fuckin' retarded?
fuckin' retarded by jjddfftt June 27, 2012

fuckin retarded syndrome 

When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.
Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!

fucking retarded 

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....
fucking retarded by Time Devourer December 19, 2007

fucking retarded 

adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.
This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.

Fucking retarded 

Someone who does something retarded more than once.
"The car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?"

"Because she's fucking retarded."
Fucking retarded by SexyBoots June 13, 2012

Fucking retarded faggot

Sean No one likes this you fucking retarded faggot

Dave Fuck you

Im a fucking retarded bitch 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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