fuckchain 

It's a like the food chain, or the evolutionary chain, but for fucking.

Can be used to refer to the hierarchy of sexual experience (losing your virginity, losing your orgy-virginity, losing your gay virginity, etc. in some kind of order #progress), or the hierarchy of taboo exploration (heading towards more perversion, worse taboos).

Or as a slang of a slang, it can be used to refer to things as a fuckchain, like saying fuck this or fuck you, but referring to work as a fuckchain, or saying you came from a really weird fuckchain.

You've got to fuck up the fuckchain (meaning fuck older partners), to gain experience.

You've never really entered the fuckchain until the ones you fuck fuck you.

My fuckchain has a fuckchain (meaning my child just lost their virginity, or had a child, or that my partner cheated on me, or referring to fucking someone who didn't lose their virginity to you).

fuckchain by WorldEndingThoughts January 15, 2023

Tesla Fuckchain 

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch

Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain

Tesla Fuckchain by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

Tesla fuckchain 

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.

"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"

Tesla fuckchain by Xendragone July 27, 2009

Fuckchart 

A list of people you had sex with. It usually contains precise descriptions of the sex encounter and, in some cases, sex relics, such as pubic hair or sex tapes.

"That chick wreck was totally worthy a +1 on my fuckchart!"

Fuckchart by Wacchuwari August 15, 2014

fuckcoin

A coin that should pump, but doesn't pump because it is a fuckcoin. The term was originally coined by Hui in the CryptoCharts Discord server describing the price action of Litecoin after not going to 5000 USD in 2021 because of Dogecoin stealing it's momentum.

Litecoin is a fuckcoin, because it only dumps.
Full retrace of a pump, complete fuckcoin behavior.

fuckcoin by level2 April 13, 2023

fuckcoin syndrome 

A condition caused by holding Fuckcoin for an extended period of time, Fuckcoin Syndrome is characterized by specific symptoms that arise following the denial of an all-time high, typically occurring around the sixth year of the market's stagnant and crab-like price action.

Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.

Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.

My brother has fuckcoin syndrome; he went all into fuckcoin and it crabbed for the better part of a decade.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.

fuckcoin syndrome by level2 May 26, 2023

fuckpaint 

Semen. The opaque white liquid that is ejaculated from the penis after climax.

Your sister swallowed my fuckpaint and loved it.

fuckpaint by biox December 27, 2005