fuckcoin

A coin that should pump, but doesn't pump because it is a fuckcoin. The term was originally coined by Hui in the CryptoCharts Discord server describing the price action of Litecoin after not going to 5000 USD in 2021 because of Dogecoin stealing it's momentum.

Litecoin is a fuckcoin, because it only dumps.
Full retrace of a pump, complete fuckcoin behavior.

fuckcoin by level2 April 13, 2023

fuckcoin syndrome 

A condition caused by holding Fuckcoin for an extended period of time, Fuckcoin Syndrome is characterized by specific symptoms that arise following the denial of an all-time high, typically occurring around the sixth year of the market's stagnant and crab-like price action.

Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.

Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.

My brother has fuckcoin syndrome; he went all into fuckcoin and it crabbed for the better part of a decade.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.

fuckcoin syndrome by level2 May 26, 2023

Fuckcoin fatigue 

Coined by Bamboo88 of the SchizoCow Discord. Fuckcoin fatigue stems from fuckcoin syndrome when an investor has essentially been kicked while they've been down for an extended period of time. This typically happens when they've invested a gross amount of United States debt units into what are known as fuckcoins.

Cow is suffering from fuckcoin fatigue. His fuckcoin continues to go down in price even though he's completely over leveraged at this point and it's making him mentally unstable.

Fuckcoin fatigue by BigBellsBag December 19, 2024

fuckpointment 

When you set up an appointment in order to have sex with someone.

Sorry, I’m busy today, I have a fuckpointment with Lexy.

fuckpointment by Rora9 November 29, 2017

zi*fuckoinkies

a cross between jinkies and zoinks, the catchphrases commonly used by characters in the show "Scooby-Doo Where Are You?"

Boy: Now let's see who's really behind this mask...
Girl: zi*fuckoinkies!

zi*fuckoinkies by thenepalflag July 30, 2018

fuckcone 

one who is lacking in intelligence; Usually due to a short attention span, or simply a refusal to get acquainted with what is going on.

syn: dumbass, tard, moron

source: brainkandy87, March 03.

"Welcome to last year, fuckcone."

"Go crawl into a hole and die, fuckcone."

fuckcone by ziggyfeed August 20, 2004

Fuckchin 

A stupid mother fucker like daniel bradley

Daniel is such a fuckchin

Fuckchin by Molested 55 August 21, 2019