A condition caused by holding Fuckcoin for an extended period of time, Fuckcoin Syndrome is characterized by specific symptoms that arise following the denial of an all-time high, typically occurring around the sixth year of the market's stagnant and crab-like price action.
Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling
schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory
hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.
Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts
Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the
impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.
My brother has fuckcoin
syndrome; he went all into fuckcoin and it crabbed for the
better part of a decade.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin
syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.
