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fuckatitus 

A disease when you want to fuck everything in sight
I can't keep a girlfriend bc my fuckatitus keep actin up, I fuck too many bitches.
fuckatitus by mlc_mufasa April 12, 2014
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fuckacious 

An avid fucker, someone who shows great interest and enthusiasm for fucking.
Fran is acting very fuckacious this evening.
fuckacious by Brucious August 15, 2016

fucktitude 

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.
fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003
A holiday where the point is to get as fucked up as you possibly can.

From: Hipster variant of Seinfeld's Costanza family holiday of Festivus.

As the quote of the family was "Festivus for the rest of us," the Fucktivus version is "Fucktivus for the drunk of us."
Dude 1: Dude! Are you going to the Fucktivus softball game? We're bringing the keg to the field!

Dude 2: Dude! Would I ever miss the opportunity to drink enough that it is a bad idea for me to be swinging a blunt object?
Fucktivus by forthedrunkofus August 19, 2008

fuckalious 

term is used when someone is so damn appealing that they are "fuckalious". similar to fuckable, but on such a higher extent, that its not even close. it can also be used as a catchphrase.
dude 1: dude...like daamn, that chick is so fuckalious...i would fucking bang the shit outta her ass through her cunt...

dude 2: dude...thats so nasty, but so fucking hawt, that u just gave me a boner, and i think i came a bit.

dude 3: Fuckalious!!
fuckalious by cthulhu tentacles April 2, 2009

Fuckatidis 

FUCKING FUCK HEAPS WHO LIVE THEIR LIVES AND KICK BABY BALLS, THOSE ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF FUCKATIDIS.
Guy 1: So what do you think about Back to the Future the Videogame?

Guy: 2: That kind of shit gives people Fuckatidis, shut the fuck up.

Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.
Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.
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