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Fuckalitus 

1) When you don't want to believe your significant other is a whore. You must convince yourself and others that they can't help themselves because they've contracted "FUCKALITUS". A disease that makes people unable to keep their dick in their pants or their panties on. And hope they fall for it.
2) A name to describe why someone has so many sexual partners.
Mark-That girl cannot keep her legs together whenever she hits the clubs. She fucks dudes in the bathroom stalls, the parking lot, when ever and where ever she can!
Chance- Yeah but she can't help herself. She got "FUCKALITUS" bigtime
Fuckalitus by G.D. Daddy February 4, 2021
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Fungalitus 

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.
I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.
Fungalitus by kaman25 January 18, 2020

fuckacious 

An avid fucker, someone who shows great interest and enthusiasm for fucking.
Fran is acting very fuckacious this evening.
fuckacious by Brucious August 15, 2016

fuckalious 

term is used when someone is so damn appealing that they are "fuckalious". similar to fuckable, but on such a higher extent, that its not even close. it can also be used as a catchphrase.
dude 1: dude...like daamn, that chick is so fuckalious...i would fucking bang the shit outta her ass through her cunt...

dude 2: dude...thats so nasty, but so fucking hawt, that u just gave me a boner, and i think i came a bit.

dude 3: Fuckalious!!
fuckalious by cthulhu tentacles April 2, 2009

Fuckality 

When you fuck a girl so tremendously hard, that it feels like she's gonna die.
Finish her!
girl: aaaaaaoooh!!!!!
You win,
FUCKALITY
Fuckality by medicalmechanica October 29, 2010

fuckatitus 

A disease when you want to fuck everything in sight
I can't keep a girlfriend bc my fuckatitus keep actin up, I fuck too many bitches.
fuckatitus by mlc_mufasa April 12, 2014

Fuckalukus of the Lung 

Unidentified Lung infection .... when one can’t breath due to an infection caused by some type of illness.
Damn that cough sounds horrible sounds like you have Fuckalukus of the Lung !!
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