Fucktivus

A holiday where the point is to get as fucked up as you possibly can.

From: Hipster variant of Seinfeld's Costanza family holiday of Festivus.

As the quote of the family was "Festivus for the rest of us," the Fucktivus version is "Fucktivus for the drunk of us."

Dude 1: Dude! Are you going to the Fucktivus softball game? We're bringing the keg to the field!

Dude 2: Dude! Would I ever miss the opportunity to drink enough that it is a bad idea for me to be swinging a blunt object?

Fucktivus by forthedrunkofus August 19, 2008

fucktigued 

When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.

Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.

My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.

I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.

fucktigued by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010

fucktitude 

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003

Fucktimism 

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?

Fucktimism by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

fuckthrust 

noun, the coital motion

The movement performed during the intercourse.

He slammed into her arsehole with each powerful fuckthrust.

fuckthrust by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Fucktivities 

A term that is widely used between friends who are looking to fuck shit up, but also want to do it in an epic activity or environment. Fucktivities represents someone looking to get into some fuckery and an activity that takes shit to the next level.

Jason calls his boy and says “Yoo I got 10 bitches and it’s a bangin day out, let’s do some fucktivities on the boat with these hoes”

Fucktivities by Egyptianmade June 10, 2020

Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.

Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.

Fucktimus Prime by hereforbeer May 12, 2019