A holiday where the point is to get as fucked up as you possibly can.
From: Hipster variant of Seinfeld's Costanza family holiday of Festivus.
As the quote of the family was "Festivus for the rest of us," the Fucktivus version is "Fucktivus for the drunk of us."
From: Hipster variant of Seinfeld's Costanza family holiday of Festivus.
As the quote of the family was "Festivus for the rest of us," the Fucktivus version is "Fucktivus for the drunk of us."
Dude 1: Dude! Are you going to the Fucktivus softball game? We're bringing the keg to the field!
Dude 2: Dude! Would I ever miss the opportunity to drink enough that it is a bad idea for me to be swinging a blunt object?
Dude 2: Dude! Would I ever miss the opportunity to drink enough that it is a bad idea for me to be swinging a blunt object?
by forthedrunkofus August 19, 2008
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Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.
Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.
My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.
I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.
I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.
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I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?
There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
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Get the fuckthrust mug.A term that is widely used between friends who are looking to fuck shit up, but also want to do it in an epic activity or environment. Fucktivities represents someone looking to get into some fuckery and an activity that takes shit to the next level.
Jason calls his boy and says “Yoo I got 10 bitches and it’s a bangin day out, let’s do some fucktivities on the boat with these hoes”
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