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fucknite 

Its like fortnite but a 100 person orgy, last one to bust a nut wins
Person 1: hey man, I won fucknite last night!
Person 2: the hell is wrong with you

fuckenomenal 

A state of such exceptional being / experience that it is fucking phenomenal.

Beyond phenomenal - expressed for a mature audience, often relating to a sexual act.

Used to express a good "holy fucking shit" experience.
We only had 63 minutes, but it was fuckenomenal!
fuckenomenal by Major Tony Nelson November 27, 2013

Fuckanese 

The native language of the Fuckboy people, indigenous to the nation of Fuckboynia.
"I was tryna talk to dis nigga, but couldn't understand his azz, he wuz speakin' Fuckanese. I don't understand that shit nigga, I'm from Realniggalia."
Fuckanese by wazamfam May 26, 2015
FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.
Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!
FuckTime by Funny Moms September 17, 2016

fucknite 

When your game of Fortnite becomes a cluster fuck in Tilted towers, ending in you and your squad dying first which causes you and your squad to rage quit and consistently refer to the game as "Fucknite" instead of the actual name of the game.
"You guys want to play some more fucknite?"
fucknite by Honestvro March 15, 2018

Fuckliment 

1. The act of complimenting someone harshly, albeit truthfully (in said fuckliment-giver's eyes).
2. Attempting to compliment someone, but royally screwing it up in the process and making it sound like an unintentional insult.

Comes from combining the terms: Fuck-Up & Compliment
Person 1: "You don't look as fat as you did yesterday."
Person 2: "...Yeah, thanks for the fuckliment."
Fuckliment by B-Urban May 18, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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