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Fuck my face

What one typically says when they're experiencing extreme frustration, or a response to an inconvenient surprise
"Ah, I just did the wrong homework assignment! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I forgot to eat dinner! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I lost my juul. Fuck my face" - Leo
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fuck my face

An exclamation.

A sillier substitution for 'Oh my goodness', 'Goodness me', 'I say', 'My word', 'Well I never', etc. Nice with a British-ish accent but can also be used for 'Gee' and 'Wow', etc.
Fuck my face! It's enormous!
fuck my face by frezley September 1, 2010

internet fuck on my face

Whatever the fuck it is Herb does with his computer in his spare time.
I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.

Fuck Me Till My Face Falls Off 

Originally a Vine made by Daz Black.

A popular Meme.
“Fuck me till my face falls off Jason

fuck face my ass 

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...
fuck face my ass by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007

Fuck me daddy until my face falls off 

A term used during sex when the woman is telling the daddy to push harder
When Alex was fucking your mom, she kept saying "fuck me daddy until my face falls off" so Alex would push harder during their sex.

Fuck My Fist To Your Face 

During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".
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