fuck mattress

A random mattress in the woods where you take chicks you don't want anyone else to see.
Darren took Shanna to the ol fuck mattress tonight.
by Gypsy2 March 17, 2016
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When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude
by 3of3irish December 24, 2022
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