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fuck mattress

A random mattress in the woods where you take chicks you don't want anyone else to see.
Darren took Shanna to the ol fuck mattress tonight.
by Gypsy2 July 23, 2016
mugGet the fuck mattressmug.

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude
by 3of3irish December 23, 2022
mugGet the Save a mattress, fuck a watermelonmug.

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