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fuck knucklery 

To fool around on an epic level. To make a fool of ones self. Making a grand idiot of yourself to get a laugh. Screwing around.
Tom made such fuck knucklery of himself that he almost got fired. But he was so hilarious.
fuck knucklery by BILLSKI421 June 10, 2014
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Fuck Knuckle 

n, a noun to describe the type of person who upon seeing you immediately want to fuck right in the face with your knuckle,

v, a Fuck Knuckle is a person who would benefit from having their face rearranged on a permanent basis using only a fist
Sean: "Jo do you see that Fuck Knuckle across the street?"

Jo: "Yeah go put his face in a new shape, He's a Fuck Knuckle!"
Fuck Knuckle by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 26, 2019

Fuck Knuckle 

General dickhead. See also Fucker, Asshole, Cunt et al.
That's not my wife you stoopid fuck knucle!
Fuck Knuckle by Izzy Stewart April 8, 2003

Fuck-Knuckle 

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.
My boss is a real fuck-knuckle
Fuck-Knuckle by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Fuck Knuckle 

Can be used to describe a person who is generally a dickhead, or used when something goes wrong.
A) You are such a fuck knuckle

B) Fuck knuckle!
Fuck Knuckle by ~primakat~ September 1, 2005

Fuck knuckle 

Wow jones was a fuck knuckle to jump off that roof!
Fuck knuckle by Hayden The Sexy April 14, 2006

holy fuck knuckle 

Whoo-boy, yes sir, quite the riveting tale of rebellion and adventure indeed. I was on the edge of my goddamn seat I tell you what. That was some amazingly hot shit indeed, holy fuck knuckle son, I think I felt my dick move. You are clearly the greatest, baddest mother fucker to walk God's green Earth in the history of man. Four times you drove by with that horn? I am in goddamn awe. AWE I TELL YOU. Inspiring shit indeed, yes sir, there can be no question, you have really made a difference.
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