fuck jaw

A "know it all" that actually knows very little. Talks a lot but says very little of value. Every word out of his or her jaw is most often best ignored, especially if you can't sort through the crap.

He gives a wonderful first impression but once you get to know him you'll realize what a real fuck jaw he is.

fuck jaw by Clancey Lufkin May 15, 2006

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Fuck-Jaw

Fuck-Jaw is when you have used your mouth so many times to perform oral sex that your mouth is so tired it can no longer open to even eat. Much like Lock Jaw!

When your jaw AKA mouth can no longer open because of too much sexual acvitity.

When a mouth is fucked so many times by a big cock that it can no longer stay open for further pounding.

"Dude!""Bobby pounded that bitches mouth until she got Fuck-Jaw!"

"Apparently Debbie died of Fuck-Jaw!"

"Once again I was on another date with some bitch called Susan... the ho' couldnt take my big cock, and the dumb bitch got Fuck-Jaw after 2 hours of jackhammering her mouth!" "So anyhow I just bent her over and fucked her in the ass!"

"I heard Glenn came down with Fuck-Jaw in Miss Anderson's Drama class...Hrmm I guess hetro status may no longer be guarenteed!"

Fuck-Jaw by MilkyMoon777@Hotmail.com September 1, 2006

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jaw fuck

when you are face fucking a person and you aim your weiner towards the jaw so that everytime you fuck their jaw opens and closes

did you here about steve o i heard he was mad at his girlfriend so he jaw fucked her so hard he broke her jaw and she died wow that nick kid is a fucking tool

jaw fuck by jobdsaekfkdsjjjjfjjjfjjf August 24, 2008

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fuckjaw

An absolute moron. We're talking George Dubya Bush levels here!

Most commonly assosiated with people who talk shit (hence, fuckjaw).

"The war in Iraq wasn't just for oil."
"Yeah right, fuckjaw."

fuckjaw by Keyser_So_So May 15, 2005

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Fuckjawa

From the Imperial: "Fucking Jawas."

A person of profound mental retardation whose speech patterns can be likened to that of Lucas' most inspired creation, the Jawa. The term is generally reserved for those whose ambitions bely the fact that they are talentless, poorly spoken, grammatically challenged air-bandits.

"The reason you didn't get a role in this particular piece of staged performance is frankly because you are a fuckjawa. Next."

Fuckjawa by unscripted a.i. June 26, 2005

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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