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fuck hat 

Not a fuck coat, or a fuck shirt, pants, or even shoes, it is infact a fuck hat:

1) you fuck the hat making it a fuck hat.

2) used as a word meaning asshole, dick, basterd, deusch bad, etc.

3) a word usually said when your high and forgotten soon after you sober up.
1) Wheres my fuck hat?
2) Stop being such a fuck hat.
3) hMmm haha oh yeaaaa hahahaa fuck hat HAHAAHAA.
fuck hat by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005
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One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.
Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"

Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"
Fuck-Hat by CMallinson December 20, 2008

fuck your hat 

An expression given to another person who is annoying, or full of bullshit, used to insult the person and suggesst that they are useless.
"Yeah, so what if you bought a new tv! Go fuck your hat!"
fuck your hat by Ryan Knox September 5, 2005

fuck my hat, I didn't know that 

Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.
'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'

go fuck your hat

Fuck it hat 

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”
Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.
Fuck it hat by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Fuck A Hat 

Term used to tell people to go "fuck off" or to "go fuck themselves"
Dan: "hey Steve wanna borrow my hat?"

Steve: "what for?"

Dan: "Becuase it looks like you need to go and fuck a hat!"
Fuck A Hat by Nars Boi! July 23, 2017
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