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fuck-foot fuckoid 

An expression or exclamation of amazement.

May also be used as an expression of frustration, depending on cadence.
Holy fuck-foot fuckoid!
fuck-foot fuckoid by texfink July 25, 2011

Fireman Fuck Foot 

When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.
Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.

foot fuck 

to stick a girls foot on your cock and rub it until orgasim
foot fuck by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

foot fuck job 

The act of fornicating with two lubricated bare feet while inserting just the head of the penis into the female's oral cavity. Typically the woman sits in an upright butterfly position with the feet a few inches from her oral cavity allowing for maximum blowjob potential. Flexibility in the hips is required.
Treva: That couch looks comfortable!
Kori: Don't sit there. Meghan gave Jason a foot fuck job there last weekend.
foot fuck job by MegJay August 20, 2010

foot fuck 

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina
Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.
foot fuck by Jake March 5, 2004

foot fuck 

when you go to your local kroger's or handy andy and buy a big tub of manteca (lard) then get a girl back to your place and you both dip your feet in it. Then you put your erect, manteca-covered toe in her vagina until she oozes. Then she masturbates you with her goopy feet until you squirt your man chowder. It feels like heaven and if you do this once a week it will improve your outlook on life.
Devin: Hey sweety can you stop by handy andy on your way home and pick up some manteca?
Jason: Why are you cooking?
Devin: Nope. I wanna foot fuck.
Jason: That sounds great! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!
foot fuck by captain delicious December 21, 2009