fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

fuck beads by jay January 7, 2004

fuck beans 

phrase used by jay and silent bob's persuer, the national wildlife ranger, played by will ferrel

fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it!

fuck beans by oldie oldskins October 23, 2003

fuck beans 

Exclamation of disgust, hatred.

Fuck beans, that was a lousy assembly.

fuck beans by Conformist March 31, 2003

fuck beans 

Random expression of anger and shock.

Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!

fuck beans by Jon July 2, 2004

fuck bead 

A womens clitoris

He twanged on her fuck bead all night long

fuck bead by gurgeh February 16, 2009

fuck beans 

Prescription medicine designed to allow men to achieve a state of arousal. Such prescriptions are given to those who are impotent for one reason or another.

I can't get it up until I pop some fuck beans baby.

fuck beans by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003

fuck beans 

the joyful been old people take...aka viagra

....viagra, the pill that makes yo cock big and hard, when you're gettin ready to do tha lady, and your dick just aint workin, pop in on of those bad boys and wah lah hard on in seconds

fuck beans by j December 17, 2003