fuck, buddy 

An expression that can be used to show emotion, usually dissapointment, despair, or exhaustion. For example, if you run out of beer at the party, hook up with someone you shouldn't have, or throw up on your friend's dads car.

NOT to be confused with "fuck-buddy" which is something completely different. The comma is crucial.

Bro: No way, i just spilled this all over my shirt
you: Fuck, buddy

M: Threesome?
you: "fuck, buddy"

fuck, buddy by bucketfucker09 December 14, 2023

Fuck You Buddy! 

A friendly greeting shouted in a cheeky manner at runners to signify that you're also a runner and approve of their running.

Fuck You Buddy! Keep it going!

Fuck You Buddy! by Mr Jam February 4, 2019

Fuck-buddy

Through friendship or a mutual fondness two persons engage in sexual gratification with one another. The aim of fuck-buddies is to receive all the benefits of being in a relationship with another person but not having to deal with any of the downsides of a relationship e.g. commitment, listening to their feelings, caring.
However fuck-buddies can often complicate matters as over time one of the partnership may become overly fond of the other and begin to develope feelings. This is in direct violation of fuck-buddy law. The only thing that should pass between fuck-buddies is fluid, no emotion whatsoever.

"Hey want to be my fuck-buddy?"
"Boy do I!?"
"Good...now strip"

Fuck-buddy by Duncan Barron February 10, 2008

Fuck Buddy Syndrome 

The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.

Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.

Fuck Buddy Syndrome by NipplePimpleMaybeBaby December 7, 2013

Fuck buddy

A person with whom one has occasional casual sex in the context of a friendly relationship unburdened by any romantic interest or love.

I see Jane once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider her a fuck buddy.

Fuck buddy by Nondescript June 9, 2010

Work Fuck Buddy

A work fuck buddy is a business colleague who you engage in hot, work related sex when you both attending corporate events such as trade shows and conferences. Generally, both parties have no relationship outside of work functions and save the fun for conferences. A work fuck buddy is there to engage, motivate, and reward with the intent of delivering maximum ROI.

I am so excited to attend PC World in Vegas, my work fuck buddy Joe is going to be there, so that makes it all good. Taking one for the company!

Work Fuck Buddy by Funny Moms June 7, 2016

fuck-buddy

Person one can hook up with almost anytime, spend a night, and have no emotional attachment.

Jack and Jill were both happy being single; however, they both loved having the other as a fuck-buddy.

fuck-buddy by Giant peach November 18, 2005