ftsot

fuck the shit outta that

*walk past a hot guy*

and tells her friend "damn i'd ftsot right about now"
friend goes "i'd tap that"

by acronimgurl September 26, 2012

Fasotp

“Fall asleep on the phone

You tryna fasotp tonight?

by Lildickynicky December 1, 2020

FSOT

For sale or trade - mostly used in the coupon world

All of my items are FSOT.

by krystalclark2006 November 13, 2006

fsotd

first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.

"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"

"How was it?"

A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."

by wland January 25, 2011

FTSOF

For the sake of fuck.

FFS = "for fuck's sake", NOT "for fuck sake".

And, "for fuck's sake" = "for the sake of fuck". Just as "for Pete's sake" = "for the sake of Pete", or "for goodness' sake" = "for the sake of goodness".

Stop typing "for fuck sake", FTSOF!

by The Spelling Fairy October 23, 2009

ftsom

F*ck the shit out of me

I want you to ftsom

by babykins February 23, 2015

ftso

fuck the shit off; the last resort of the acronyms when dealing with utter plebs

pleb69: ur mom is so ghey
jeliza: ftso

by JelizaRose March 9, 2008