When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't

"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"

This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay by honeycloudss January 4, 2021

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fastpost

When two members of an internet forum post the same or very similiar responses to a thread at the same time. The poster whose response appears first is the fasposter, and the poster whose response appears second has been fastposted.

{Original Poster @ 2:15pm posts} GWB is a great prez.
{You @ 2:22pm post} GFY
{Other member @ 2:22pm posts} Go F*ck yourself!!

You have fastposted this member.

fastpost by BillyTheKid September 19, 2008

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