first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.
"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"
"How was it?"
A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."
"How was it?"
A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."
by wland January 25, 2011
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by krystalclark2006 November 13, 2006
Get the FSOT mug.First Poop of the Day.
Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.
Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).
Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.
Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).
by 164Seton September 25, 2011
Get the FPOTD mug.1: A website where "fundie" (or religiously insane) posts are archived, stored, and commented upon. The quotes usually espose some sort of extremist christianity or die-hard belief in creationism.
2: Verb, "to fstdt." The act of submitting a quote to this website.
2: Verb, "to fstdt." The act of submitting a quote to this website.
1: "Man, you won't believe the shit they got on FSTDT. People there don't believe in fucken gravity...*"
2: Person 1 - "Gravity is a lie! Objects fall because of sin!*"
Person 2 - "Fstdt'd."
* = based on an actual quote.
2: Person 1 - "Gravity is a lie! Objects fall because of sin!*"
Person 2 - "Fstdt'd."
* = based on an actual quote.
by malendras November 1, 2007
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by Zal January 10, 2005
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I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.
Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).
I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.
Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).
robot #1: HEY can i be your FOTD on facebook?
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)
by geekygirl September 28, 2009
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