first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to
work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned
bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the
toilet.
"Man I had all that
coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at
work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"
"How was it?"
A
clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."