A person who is fat. Combines the words fat and one, and is pronounced like the name of the former NSync singer Joey "Fatone"
by Vinbob September 30, 2006
Get the fatone mug.This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!
I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.
by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019
Get the Flatonia Closet Trap mug.Originating from Joey Fatone of N SYNC, the most irrelevant person in a group of people, often a boy band.
by sparkedpancakes November 27, 2012
Get the Fat Fatone mug.The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
Get the Joey Fatone mug.a kick ass boy bander who weighs more than a small whale. use to have a sucky voice but now it's awesome cus he brushed up his skills in "little shop of horrors" He's goin bald and will be the dead of nsync.
by mandy August 5, 2004
Get the Joey Fatone mug.Member of pop group NSYNC. Commonly defined as "the fat one", "the Italian one", and "the straight one". Experienced actor, appearing in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, and on Broadway in RENT and Little Shop of Horrors. Married with a small daughter. Tied with Chris Kirkpatrick for the most "normal" member of the group.
"My name is Joey Fatone. You killed my bandmates. Prepare to die."
- Robot Chicken, episode 1.12, "S&M Present"
- Robot Chicken, episode 1.12, "S&M Present"
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