flatone

flatone;the (German: Flatone;der)
Used to explain the highest possible form of a Flatus Maximus.
Commonly used by Pablontologists to threaten morons and Anti-Pablontology.

I just sent a flatone to your momma.
My last flatone pulled out some piece of s***.

by killino March 6, 2009

flatogenic

adjective - of a food, having the property of increasing the production of intestinal gases. For example, cabbage, chili beans, lentils. The noun form is 'flatogen'

Dude, why'd you have to eat that chili bean burrito for lunch? Don't you know it's flatogenic? You've been farting every five minutes for the last 100 miles of this trip!

by Wendy Yass March 17, 2008

fatone

A person who is fat. Combines the words fat and one, and is pronounced like the name of the former NSync singer Joey "Fatone"

Wow, that new girl in the department sure is a fatone.

by Vinbob September 30, 2006

Flatonia Closet Trap

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019

General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

by Burgoined February 26, 2019

Fat Fatone

Originating from Joey Fatone of N SYNC, the most irrelevant person in a group of people, often a boy band.

"Zayn is the Fat Fatone of one direction"

by sparkedpancakes November 27, 2012

Joey Fatone

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida

My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018