fruity punch 

When you go to haves sex and you secretly stick an apple or Apple seed in her vagina

Rick: well if you like fisting than your gonna love this I call it.. Fruity punch!

Becca: oh yea!! Wait why is it round??

fruity punch by Fruity punch February 25, 2014

Fruit Punch Slushy 

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.

Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision

Fruit Punch Slushy by PMSquad October 23, 2013

fruit-punch mouth

A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.

A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.

That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.

fruit-punch mouth by avsc May 23, 2007

fru1ty.punch 

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fru1ty.punch by ura_man.wh0re March 13, 2021

Jalisco Fruit Punch 

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth

Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

Jalisco Fruit Punch by Immense Rizzler July 12, 2023

fruit punch bowl 

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

fruit punch bowl by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019

fru1ty.punch 

most amazing , hottest , tiktoker ever.

“yo you follow fru1ty.punch ?”
“hell yea.”
“wanna fuck”

fru1ty.punch by anonymous March 13, 2021