fruitile

The opposite of Futile.

Studyings yours maths and englishes is a fruitile pursuits.

by allien September 05, 2007

fruitile

Futile fruit.

It seems fruitile to buy that item, as bananas have never been so overpriced.

by Aleeeece September 13, 2011

fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.

Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.

by Stanky July 13, 2006

Fruitility

Action Bearing a fruit

Years of hardwork must be put in.... before expecting fruitility

by shivkaran June 03, 2018

fruitilation

decribing the way to get ride of a grou of gay people in one room

"dude this room is overly gay"
"i totaly know i need fruitilation"
"got that right ,i can call a team if you want?"
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"honey lets go back to your house?"
"ah im sorry gawwjuzz my house looks like a propper show tent at the moment. im being fruitilated"

by RhiTard Rhino Rawr July 25, 2007

Fruitility

The feeling one derives from tending an allotment.

Kate pretended she loved growing produce on her allotment. In truth she mainly felt resentment towards the endless digging, and a deep, numbing fruitility which she could not fully explain, but would surface every time she saw how little tomatoes cost to buy.

by Fe1sty May 02, 2021

fruitilated

When an item of fruit or vegetable is so off it looks and smells like death. Rather like the banana that sat in your schoolbag for a whole year without being taken out.

"Whoa, man! Don't eat that apple, it's totally fruitilated!"

by i.am.not.a.candy.cane January 28, 2008