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The opposite of Futile.

Studyings yours maths and englishes is a fruitile pursuits.

fruitile by allien September 16, 2007

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fruitile

Futile fruit.

It seems fruitile to buy that item, as bananas have never been so overpriced.

fruitile by Aleeeece September 13, 2011

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Fruitile

Failure to plant seeds from your direction

Educating humanity is fruitile

Fruitile by Guerra11 May 4, 2023

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Fruitile

When someone is being fruity/gay

You touched that man's butt, that's very fruitile

Fruitile by DatboiJerm October 8, 2023

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fruitless

1. Producing no fruit.
2. Unproductive of success
3. Lame, weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory

That was a fruitless homework assignment.
Tammy is fruitless.

fruitless by megaguytwo April 28, 2006

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Tootie Fruitie Putie

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

How’s my Tootie Fruitie Putie today?

Tootie Fruitie Putie by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

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fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.

Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.

fruitility by Stanky July 13, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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