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fruitile 

It seems fruitile to buy that item, as bananas have never been so overpriced.
fruitile by Aleeeece September 13, 2011

Fruitile 

Failure to plant seeds from your direction
Educating humanity is fruitile
Fruitile by Guerra11 May 4, 2023

Fruitile 

When someone is being fruity/gay
You touched that man's butt, that's very fruitile
Fruitile by DatboiJerm October 8, 2023

fruitless 

1. Producing no fruit.
2. Unproductive of success
3. Lame, weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory
That was a fruitless homework assignment.
Tammy is fruitless.
fruitless by megaguytwo April 28, 2006

Tootie Fruitie Putie 

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.
Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.
fruitility by Stanky July 13, 2006
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