A sport played by pansies who wear rainbow armbands and bend the knee to criminals. Involves chasing a ball around a field with little more intelligence than a dog, and gaining points for the number of times that they can fake an injury.

Otherwise known as football

Who are you supporting in the World Cup? Sorry, I'm not gay, I don't watch fruitball.

Fruitball by broc563 November 26, 2022

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fruitballing

when you deviate from the team and develop delusions of grandeur

"dude you are ACTUALLY FRUITBALLING RN"

fruitballing by pizzaswag1 February 9, 2021

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fruitball

someone who is gay; a male specimen who is sexually attracted to other males; nickname for the one and only George Gonet

Wow, those two males kissing are fruitballs.

fruitball by MikeNir3 November 14, 2023

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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