frozen dick

A penis that won’t shrink back to normal size after an erection

You still have that boner? You have a frozen dick!

by Minecraft1238 February 12, 2019

frozen dick's chance in hell

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

a frozen dick in his hand

left with nothing

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

Frozen deli dick

A bad case of when your dick is so hard, that it feels like frozen deli meat.

Yo, after no nut November, I had a severe case of frozen deli dick.

by KingAle😂 May 13, 2019

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017