Definitions by HERNONYMOUS

frozen dick's chance in hell 

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

frozen dick's chance in hell by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

a frozen dick in his hand 

left with nothing

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

a frozen dick in his hand by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020