Guy: This doll, is cursed!
Homer: That's bad
Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!
Homer: That's good!
Guy: the froghurt is also cursed
Homer: that's bad..
Homer: That's bad
Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!
Homer: That's good!
Guy: the froghurt is also cursed
Homer: that's bad..
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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by John Cassidy March 24, 2004
Get the froghurt mug.1. Slang/abbreviation for frozen yogurt--The correct short hand for frozen yogurt, as opposed to the commonly used by technically incorrect word "froyo."
by Zopder February 9, 2009
Get the Frogurt mug.Frozen yogurt. Delicious cold beverage sold by the owner of the evil gift shop ('House of Evil - Your One Stop Evil Shop') in The Simpsons, which appeared only in the episode 'Treehouse of Horror III'.
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!
H: That's good.
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.
H: That's Bad.
S: But you get your choice of topping.
H: That's good.
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
H: .......
S: That's bad.
H: Can I go now?
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!
H: That's good.
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.
H: That's Bad.
S: But you get your choice of topping.
H: That's good.
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
H: .......
S: That's bad.
H: Can I go now?
by IkeM November 1, 2003
Get the Frogurt mug.guljabean says loudly "omg theres 2.5 figs in my yoghurt!"
jimbucktoo replies "omg that's a floghurt!!!"
jimbucktoo replies "omg that's a floghurt!!!"
by genius plenius definitionius June 19, 2018
Get the floghurt mug.Frogburt is a descriptor for the human condition- they are all-present, working their way into all aspects of life. They are always watching- you'll never know were from, but they'll be there.
They are shaped like a well-endowed human with the head of a frog and the neon pink wings of a bird- a chimera, if you will. They have a multitude of horns on their head, topped of with a halo and an orange goatee.
They are know to be malevolent, ruining friendships, but if you repent your sins to their Holy Glory, they mare spare your friendship. (But not you)
^ This devotion is known as Frogburtism.
They are shaped like a well-endowed human with the head of a frog and the neon pink wings of a bird- a chimera, if you will. They have a multitude of horns on their head, topped of with a halo and an orange goatee.
They are know to be malevolent, ruining friendships, but if you repent your sins to their Holy Glory, they mare spare your friendship. (But not you)
^ This devotion is known as Frogburtism.
Look, our holy lord Frogburt. The sun glistens deliciously of of their goatee, blinding us mere mortals.
by Frogburt November 26, 2022
Get the Frogburt mug.Noun: When having sex with a woman of sub-Saharan African descent, the male removes his penis from whichever orifice it is inserted, and ejaculates in the woman's hair. The ejaculate is referred to as "frogurt."
Yo, last night I pulled out of Chatiqua's ass and blew a load in her nappy hair. Her hair was highlighted with my frogurt!
by driznatch December 15, 2010
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