Frogburt

Frogburt is a descriptor for the human condition- they are all-present, working their way into all aspects of life. They are always watching- you'll never know were from, but they'll be there.

They are shaped like a well-endowed human with the head of a frog and the neon pink wings of a bird- a chimera, if you will. They have a multitude of horns on their head, topped of with a halo and an orange goatee.

They are know to be malevolent, ruining friendships, but if you repent your sins to their Holy Glory, they mare spare your friendship. (But not you)
^ This devotion is known as Frogburtism.

Look, our holy lord Frogburt. The sun glistens deliciously of of their goatee, blinding us mere mortals.

Frogburt by Frogburt November 26, 2022

Frogburt

Frogburt is a 6 inch frog-human hybrid that loves to slowly eat your soul. He is a very picky eater though, and only likes 1 part of your soul - your friendship. He hides, usually in trees, before dropping down onto the victims head. From there, he latches himself on and looks into the brain. He slowly sucks up your friendship, making you lose all your friends. When he is done, he feasts for a week and then moves on to the next victim.

Here are some Frogburt avoision strategies:
1. Wear a magpie helmet. this makes it so that if Frogburt tries to latch onto your head, he get's stabbed by the spikes.
2. Be lonely - if you have nothing for him to feast on, he obviously won't attack
3. summon Wizburt - This magical wizard can defend you from the frogburt.

Frogburt dropped onto his victim's head and slowly sucked out half their soul. He let out a high pitch screech. "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND DESTROY YOUR FAMILY!!!"

Frogburt by Gerzlonda the great December 1, 2022

Frogurt

1. Slang/abbreviation for frozen yogurt--The correct short hand for frozen yogurt, as opposed to the commonly used by technically incorrect word "froyo."

That was some some great frogurt.

Frogurt by Zopder February 9, 2009

froghurt 

(n.) Frozen Yoghurt. Often cursed.

Guy: This doll, is cursed!


Homer: That's bad

Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!

Homer: That's good!

Guy: the froghurt is also cursed

Homer: that's bad..

froghurt by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

froghurt 

A contraction of "frozen yoghurt"



Reference in the first Simpsons Halloween Special:

It's frozen yoghurt - I call it Froghurt!

froghurt by John Cassidy March 24, 2004

Frogurt

Frozen yogurt. Delicious cold beverage sold by the owner of the evil gift shop ('House of Evil - Your One Stop Evil Shop') in The Simpsons, which appeared only in the episode 'Treehouse of Horror III'.

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!
H: That's good.
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.
H: That's Bad.
S: But you get your choice of topping.
H: That's good.
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
H: .......
S: That's bad.
H: Can I go now?

Frogurt by IkeM November 1, 2003

frogburger 

The kind of friend whos insane strangeness is addictive and causes you to be strange too!
A brilliant and wonderous weirdo can only be labelled with Frogburger

Dan: Greetings Frogburger
FB: PLABTY!!!
Dan: plabteeeey *licks doorframe*

frogburger by JaffyDude April 1, 2008