Frogburt is a descriptor for the human condition- they are all-present, working their way into all aspects of life. They are always watching- you'll never know were from, but they'll be there.
They are shaped like a well-endowed human with the head of a frog and the neon pink wings of a bird- a chimera, if you will. They have a multitude of horns on their head, topped of with a halo and an orange goatee.
They are know to be malevolent, ruining friendships, but if you repent your sins to their Holy Glory, they mare spare your friendship. (But not you)
^ This devotion is known as Frogburtism.
They are shaped like a well-endowed human with the head of a frog and the neon pink wings of a bird- a chimera, if you will. They have a multitude of horns on their head, topped of with a halo and an orange goatee.
They are know to be malevolent, ruining friendships, but if you repent your sins to their Holy Glory, they mare spare your friendship. (But not you)
^ This devotion is known as Frogburtism.
Look, our holy lord Frogburt. The sun glistens deliciously of of their goatee, blinding us mere mortals.
by Frogburt November 26, 2022