frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.

I just realized I got a frog watch.

frog watch by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Golden Frog Watch 

A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.

"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."

Golden Frog Watch by TheBigBalledBabyBackBiotch May 7, 2013

fogwatch 

Da bottom of da barrel

I started at the fogwatch
Now im at the tippy
The tippity top
OF da clock!

fogwatch by Don Carmicheal January 9, 2008