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Wristwatch 

A small timepiece worn on the wrist.
Wristwatches can be fashion items.
Wristwatch by CrosswordPuzzle October 31, 2011

wristwatch crisco 

Lubrication used for anal fisting activities.
I had a hard time stuffing my digits into her asshole until I slathered on some wristwatch crisco.

have you seen my new wristwatch 

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.
Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch 

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.
Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!

Chocolate Wristwatch 

A brown shit ring that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone in the ass.
My girlfriend offered to try something new in the bedroom for my birthday...so I told her I wanted a chocolate wristwatch. She doesn't ask what I want for presents anymore.
Chocolate Wristwatch by sn0wMan115 November 18, 2010

Harrington wristwatch

When a girls pussy(or ass) is sooooo large you could stick your entire fist in it. Then you pick her up with your forearm inside of her using her similar to a wristwatch. Very difficult to perform but when it is done, you know you got a loosy on your hands(literally).
That broads vag was sooo used I pulled off a Harrington wristwatch on er'.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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