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Friendsimping 

Putting a lot of effort into a friendship and it not being reciprocated
Jessica is friendsimping Marvin, he’s trying to ghost her and she won’t let him.
Friendsimping by Loyhu1234 December 28, 2019
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Friendscaping 

Going through your social network friend list and trimming the ones you don't want anymore.
Omg. You have so many friends on Facebook. You should do some friendscaping this weekend.
Friendscaping by tdcsf July 1, 2011

friendsniping 

The act where by someone befriends you, they seem legit as you share a few friends with similar interest or are part of a similar community, then you notice the sniper picking up other friends of yours that have no connection to the sniper other than yourself.
I started getting asked who this person was asking to connect with a lot of my friends. I think they're friendsniping.
friendsniping by D-Beam Geek June 18, 2013

Friendscaping 

The act of trimming ones friends lists in various social media sites.
"Did you unfriend me?"
"Yeah, I was friendscaping, and you bore me."
Friendscaping by Ershatz November 5, 2013
Word of the Day on November 11, 2013

Intense Friendshipping 

When you search for a friend on social media and accidentally gets engrossed with their profile and learns everything about them.
Mate 1: I accidentally did some intense friendshipping last night
Mate 2: I know I have been doing that lately also, now I just hope I don't slip up and mention something I found on her profile from months ago
Intense Friendshipping by irldewey August 27, 2020

friendpimping 

1) When you badger all of your real life friends to accept an acquaintance on a social networking site like Facebook.

2) People sending friend requests to you based on one internet connection, just so they may move on to contact your friends.
1) Dude. I can’t believe Bob suggested that creepy guy Mark to all of his friends on Facebook. This friendpimping has got to stop!

2) I can't believe she friended me so she could add all of my friends. She friendpimped me!
friendpimping by @Keefy June 28, 2011

Friend-Simping 

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.
Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"
Friend-Simping by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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