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Friendgasm

Noun. The meeting of two friends, usually female, in which they call one another's name at high frequency and charge towards one another, resulting in a crushing embrace. Friendgasms usually occur as a result of long distances and/or time spent apart. In these cases, the involved often finish their Friendgasm with an awkward and simultaneous "OMGHOWRU!?"
"I went deaf after the sorority girls a block away had their weekly Friendgasm before the party."

"Hannah broke my arm during a brutal Friendgasm at the airport today. I guess she really missed me."
Friendgasm by Lossiel October 28, 2011
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friendgasm

Friendgasm: noun. The joy I feel when I introduce two wonderful friends, and they go do phenomenal things together; a form of platonic, prosocial compersion; the comfort of knowing the world is a safer place, the more sweet souls are connecting with one another in interdependence. 😍💖🌈
Kiki had a friendgasm when Celena and Charlie decided to go to a clothing-optional workshop together after introducing them.
friendgasm by hmakav November 19, 2019

Friendgasm

Metaphorically (possibly physically) climaxing due to high levels of friendship
"Juan: Drew, remember that day we went to outback steakhouse, played laser tag, and watched a whole season of Psych after having ordered in hot wings.

Drew: No...

Juan: Exactly...because that day is today

Drew: I just had a friendgasm"
Friendgasm by Pistol41 April 5, 2011

Friendgasm

When you realize you have such a strong friendship with somebody that you emmit I wierd noise similar to that of an orgasm
Oh my God Debbi I just friendgasmed with you!
Friendgasm by Kolton harris January 16, 2010

Freudgasm 

When the mind busts a nut from immense arousal of the genitalial regions of consciousness.

Causes of a Freudgasm vary upon the level of cognitive sophistication of the individual's mind but typically involve exposure to acts or demonstrations of sexy, hilarious, or 1337.
Oh Mickey, you've given me another Freudgasm!
Freudgasm by Oldschool84 February 20, 2011

friendasaur 

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.

Friendsmas 

Friendsmas is that special time of year when close friends get together to consume large quantities of delicious food stuff and exchange gifts. Friends celebrating Friendsmas may not be able to contain their excitement, randomly shouting various holiday jargon. The wearing of ugly Christmas sweaters is sometimes required.
1. "Best friend, when's Friendsmas?!"
2. "Let's have twelve desserts on Friendsmas even though it's only going to be the two of us!"
3. "So...who's buying the groceries?"
4. "BEST FRIEND, WHEN'S FRIENDSMAS?!"
5. "
Friendsmas by Mas-Man December 16, 2010