friendamony

Similar to alimony, maintenance money that you begrudgingly lend to a friend on a regular basis with no expectation of ever getting it back.

I really need Matt to find some new friends, i can't afford the friendamony payments.

Friendamony is a system by where two people once got drunk together , but one of them continues paying for it.

by TheOldEgg April 21, 2017

friendmongering

The act of using a social community website bulletin board to broadcast a message asking others to add your best friend or shitty garage bands profile to their friends list.

This bulletin has a catchy title. I shall read what is inside... goddammit, another asshole friendmongering his blink 182 cover band, im getting tired of this shit.

by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

friendatory

The purgatorial state of an untouched friend request on Facebook.

"Did you accept his friend request, or did you leave in in friendatory?"

by WordDoctor January 3, 2009

Friendamy

A person that acts like your friend when it benefits them but would gladly throw you under a bus if it furthered their ends.

Did you hear about that conservation group that secured donations by claiming to collaborate to protect the environment but worked to marginalize groups that file lawsuits to stop pollution? Serious friendamy.

by QAspen January 8, 2019

Friendagon

Simply put, is a group of five friends. Typically they're extremely close & seldom hang out with people outside of themselves.

JENNY: "Want to hang out tonight?"
DAVID: "Sorry, Jenny, you're not in my friendagon!"

by Conman3880 April 19, 2009

friendamily

friends who are as close as family.

I was chillin with my friendamily today at the park.

by zephyr_sings May 5, 2013

Friendalon

When you go out with a friend but they bring a uninvited friend with them.

Jake and I went to the movies but he brought his Friendalon and it was just real weird.

by Courtaddo March 28, 2016